March 2012
February 2012
I want to vomit on everything.
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
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I've been casually calling peanut butter, "Peeeb"...
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whenever somebody writes "smh" I always see it as...
Tonight my interests include wine, tall brown men,...
Uuugh.
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Saliva Plath.
“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via lisaorsomething)
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It's time I had some time alone, I'll stay home...
dangsup asked: lol A//Political, dats real old school. i have an old compilation 7" with them on it
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archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
just got back from visiting my grandmother at the hospital.
I got so upset, I called into work and told them I wasn’t coming in. I just can’t handle that many strangers right now after getting so anxious about my grandma.
It’s the saddest thing, seeing her so helpless and unaware of what’s going on. She’s yelling at everybody because she’s so confused and...
clambistro:
dealbreakers:
Not “getting” Withnail & I
Not getting into Mary Murphy screaming on So You Think You Can Dance
“I don’t really read much”
“I hate reading”
“It just feels better without one on”
“I don’t go down on girls, because [some pissweak reason]”
Smoking cigarettes
Not liking hardcore
Telling me “it’s okay” or “shh” when I’m crying
Having a problem with crying
Bad...
tinybladder:
Ask Her For Adderall - The Hold...
Watchdreamboat.
auditoryassault:
If you put your finger in your ear and wiggle it at the right speed it sounds just like pac-man.
i think my cat senses that i've been feeling...
Anonymous asked: have any idea who is the girl with the boobs and pizza u posted
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