clambistro:

dealbreakers:

  • Not “getting” Withnail & I
  • Not getting into Mary Murphy screaming on So You Think You Can Dance
  • “I don’t really read much”
  • “I hate reading”
  • “It just feels better without one on”
  • “I don’t go down on girls, because [some pissweak reason]”
  • Smoking cigarettes
  • Not liking hardcore
  • Telling me “it’s okay” or “shh” when I’m crying
  • Having a problem with crying
  • Bad gender politics
  • Calling my writing “drivel” (yes this happened once)
  • Use of the phrase “pleasure you”
  • Playing Jeff Buckley music in the bedroom

That’s all I can think of right now, I’m sure there are MANY more.

oh gosh i agree with 99% of these.

(Source: shorterexcerpts)