archaeosaur:

social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion

(Source: tetrozone)

“I’m already picking up your speech patterns,
and I already wanna go home.
I’ve gotten so used to running away,
that it’s hard to imagine sleeping in the same bed 
with the same boy everyday.

And I spend so much time trying to please everyone I know
that I let everyone down.
These broken promises, and self centered decisions - 

lead to problematic, unhealthy, communication-lacking relationships…

But I’m already picking up your speech patterns,
and I already wanna go home,
but if I last until May, I’m afraid of the ways in which I’ll change 
and the ways in which I will stay the same.”

this is supposed to be melancholy I guess but it just makes me chuckle because it is absolutely the story of my life…

edit: or maybe it’s just the use of the term “fester”…

this is supposed to be melancholy I guess but it just makes me chuckle because it is absolutely the story of my life…

edit: or maybe it’s just the use of the term “fester”…

(Source: youjustyou)

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spindling:

“Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want” |The Smiths

I know, big guy, I know whatchu mean.

(Source: thepocketmouse, via iamadaisy)

(via vivaahate)

hey, remember that time I was at Brandeis and kept seeing this guy from far away who had cool glasses and I thought he was super attractive and then I finally approached him and he was really chubby and awkward, only listened to Michael Jackson, and had a lisp?

How disappointed would my parents be if they knew I just spent 30 minutes looking at photos of pizza on Tumblr?

Katie and I/Patty and I/Eden and I.
….My three female friends are the best.

Katie and I/Patty and I/Eden and I.

….My three female friends are the best.

(Source: emilyjadetydell, via follownewblogtattoomyamore-deac)

…..Why am I always into dudes who like Slayer?…I don’t even like metal……